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Don't you just hate it when you're at a store. ANY store. And the sales assistant just appears out of no where and says the 5 words that we dread.

"Do you need my assistance?"

That's queue for, "Hey kid, thoes heels aren't your thing so don't try them on." For me it is. I mean, if i wanted to try on red leather heels while waiting for my mom on a saturday, afternoon i'll do it. And no i don't need your help, thank you very much.

So a middle aged woman wearing a bright pink sweater asks if you needed assistance. Big deal. You say no and you proceed. That's until they stare at you like a sailor stares at caviar in Autumn.

Just waiting to take you DOOOOWN.

So, you go to another part of the store to avoid the woman. You'd think you won the fight. But boy were you wrong. Her sidekick's appears out of no where and gawks at you, so you HAVE to drop the flip flops that you were about to slip your feet into.

And she acknowledges that as a win. The story would be over UNTIL.
You grab your mother and forces her to leave just as she was about to pay for her black sequined boots. That might i add, was a FORTUNE; leaving the store 72 bucks short. (and you do this by convincing her that boots just ain't her thing.)

YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW?

NAIVE MOTHERS, FOR THE WIN. (and in case you didn't know Naive means easy to fool, not beautiful. WHO'S EASY TO FULL NOW?)

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