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Thursday, August 12, 2010
epic fail
wanted to rant about how the twilight shizz is makin' me feel. do you see any posts relatable to twilight? like i said, EPIC FAIL.okay penny for a thought. i just saw a can of apple juice rolling across the floor. i thought it was a brown mice. i screamed. REALLY LOUD. picture this. im on the bed. staring into the screen of my mother's lappie. and something brown starts rolling across overhead. i screamed and THEN realised what it was. THEN I LAUGHED. the things i do to entertain myself. Or is mouse hunt getting to me. Stay tuned. And nobody gets hurt. Posted at 6:50 AM Wednesday, August 11, 2010
I gave up J14 for you
 HEY GUYS. or girls. whatever works for ya, So i bought this book. NOT JUST ANY BOOK. one of THE best books. EVER. and no it's not about vampires. and no it doesn't start off with , "the maiden shifted her thighs towards.." you know the rest. You think you know the book? think again because it's the one, the only; "Sticky, Chewy, Messy, Gooey Treats for kids" I happened to stumble upon the book on my "daily" visits to Kinokuniya. I had the newest issue of J14 in one hand while i ran my fingers through the thick thick gorgeous books that were begging me to bake out of them. i gotta go. not feelin' that well. so i wanted to upload the pictures. lovely-ly. stay tune, if you love trees. even if you don't. you should. they provide you with oxygen. yeah oxygen, ever heard of that? Posted at 10:18 PM Friday, August 6, 2010
Quit staring at me. I ain't after your shoes.
Don't you just hate it when you're at a store. ANY store. And the sales assistant just appears out of no where and says the 5 words that we dread."Do you need my assistance?" That's queue for, "Hey kid, thoes heels aren't your thing so don't try them on." For me it is. I mean, if i wanted to try on red leather heels while waiting for my mom on a saturday, afternoon i'll do it. And no i don't need your help, thank you very much. So a middle aged woman wearing a bright pink sweater asks if you needed assistance. Big deal. You say no and you proceed. That's until they stare at you like a sailor stares at caviar in Autumn. Just waiting to take you DOOOOWN. So, you go to another part of the store to avoid the woman. You'd think you won the fight. But boy were you wrong. Her sidekick's appears out of no where and gawks at you, so you HAVE to drop the flip flops that you were about to slip your feet into. And she acknowledges that as a win. The story would be over UNTIL. You grab your mother and forces her to leave just as she was about to pay for her black sequined boots. That might i add, was a FORTUNE; leaving the store 72 bucks short. (and you do this by convincing her that boots just ain't her thing.) YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW? NAIVE MOTHERS, FOR THE WIN. (and in case you didn't know Naive means easy to fool, not beautiful. WHO'S EASY TO FULL NOW?) Would it kill you to use your own straw? Posted at 1:12 AM |